The cynics are right nine times out of ten. - H. L. Mencken

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H. L. Mencken

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde