Please enjoy these Cynical quotes. After you have browsed through these quotes about being cynical, pause for a moment to consider what role you want cynicism and being cynical to play in your life.
Cynical Quotes: Sayings and Quotes about Being Cynical ...
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
- George Carlin
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
- George S. Patton
I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W.C. Fields
Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
- W.C. Fields
Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
You want to do mankind a real service? Tell funnier jokes.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star.
- Stephen Hawking
Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.
- Tom Lehrer
You can always do one thing less than you think you can.
- anonymous
When you argue with reality, you lose - but only always.
- Byron Katie
What you want is irrelevant, what you have chosen is at hand.
- Spock in Star Trek VI
What is history but a fable agreed upon?
- Napoleon Bonaparte
We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
- Publilius Syrus
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
- Anonymous
The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
- Anonymous
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
- H. L. Mencken
Love is a grave mental disease.
- Plato
Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
- Mark Twain
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde
The rich are not born skeptical or cynical. They are made that way by events, circumstances.
- Paul Getty
I am neither bitter nor cynical but I do wish there was less immaturity in political thinking.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns
Monday, June 14, 2010
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